You might not want to know this, but...

Apparently I am an elf. That is all.

Reblogged from mehreenkasana

My desi father talks to my kitten Cookie

(he talks to her everyday, today he carried a conversation with her while fixing the UPS)
Dad: Oh Cookie mookie. Oh Cookiya mookiya.
Cookie: (sitting next to him, watching him work with the tools)
Dad: (sings) I am the man. You are the man.
Dad: You use screwdriver for this, okay?
Cookie: (...)
Dad: Check if the light is green now.
Cookie: (...)
Dad: You never listen to me.
Dad: One day you will have children and they will disobey you.
Dad: So do not have children, okay?
Cookie: (...)