You might not want to know this, but...

My desi father talks to my kitten Cookie

• (he talks to her everyday, today he carried a conversation with her while fixing the UPS)
• Dad: Oh Cookie mookie. Oh Cookiya mookiya.
• Cookie: (sitting next to him, watching him work with the tools)
• Dad: (sings) I am the man. You are the man.
• Dad: You use screwdriver for this, okay?
• Cookie: (...)
• Dad: Check if the light is green now.
• Cookie: (...)
• Dad: You never listen to me.
• Dad: One day you will have children and they will disobey you.
• Dad: So do not have children, okay?
• Cookie: (...)