Reblogged from reshiham
You might not want to know this, but...
Apparently I am an elf. That is all.
The wheels on the bus go
welcome to the space jam
The wipers on the bus go
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
All through the town
(Source: reshiham, via sanityscraps)
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two
Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoonBusiness man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
“Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!”
(via la-chica-pelada)
Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
internet: 1
everyone else: 0
Spewed Dr. Pepper onto my screen and laughed so hard I snorted. Oh my God.
oh god. actually choked.
Kennedyyyyyy
CASUALLY SCREAMS
tears
ahhh a scarecrow.
(via sanityscraps)
I may have just died of laughing too much
this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha
…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?
THIS GUY. MY FAVORITE.
emphasis mine, because seriously, how?
perfect facial expressions
#they rival the facial expressions of my roommate
dude
that’s me too dude
it’s like looking in a disney-song-miming mirror
…. guys, this is what I do in my spare time.
Now you knowI love this guy
literally me. like seriously. ask anyone. I do this.
I am dying. I want this on my headstone: ajkfskjdgbkj
okay
okay okay oakalala´fsd
this guy’s face deserves ALL the awards
SERIOUSLY
ALL OF THEM
I was just.. giggling really stupid to myself to all of these and at the same time feeling all the feels
and still wanting to go back to Disneyland again soooo bad…Those faces are so much win. I totally do this stuff with my brother AAALLL the time. lol :’D
Also, am I the only one who thinks he looked like Mycroft at Hellfire? lol… Not that amazingly but yes, yes I do that. x)
I was dying as i watched this, but i fucking died at hellfire.
(Source: deshi-basarabasara, via sanityscraps)
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member
Imagine you went on a date.
imagine you went blind
imagine
all the people
living life
in peace
but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
(Source: sassambarakat, via sanityscraps)
