Reblogged from kstewart
You might not want to know this, but...
Apparently I am an elf. That is all.


robert pattinson did not write the “date a girl who reads” quote
- robert pattinson said the one thing he cannot live without is beer
- robert pattinson quotes bump ‘n grind by r kelly in just about every interview
- robert pattinson said, if given the chance to be invisible for a day, he would like to get extremely drunk and pass out in the gutter
- robert pattinson said an elephant is a resourceful animal because it can also be used as a roof
robert pattinson did not write the “date a girl who reads” quote
in other words, robert pattinson is too good to have written the “date a girl that reads” quote
(Source: kstewart, via dionthesocialist)
#robert pattinson is my goddamn spirit animal
I love that these are all still reasons to friggin love Robert Pattinson.