Reblogged from keepyourbsoutofmyuterus
You might not want to know this, but...
Apparently I am an elf. That is all.


![keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
“But how can I hold the aspirin when one of my knees is moving so swiftly toward Foster Friess’ balls?”
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“But how can I hold the aspirin when one of my knees is moving so swiftly toward Foster Friess’ balls?”
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WHO BELIEVES THIS FUCKING GARBAGE, SERIOUSLY. “Santorum Funder Friess: ‘Gals’ Used To Put Aspirin Between Their Knees...
MOVE THEM BOTH